One of Our Favorite Games

So the husband and I have this really odd game that we like to play when we are out in public... It is either done while walking past people going the other way or immediately upon opening your car door when someone is nearby... All you have to do is say the end of a "sentence" that makes no sense... It takes time to perfect... You don’t want to be too obvious about it – as in, don’t shout it... Just say it like it’s flowing with the conversation.... And we’re going for shock value most of the time here, people. No explanation, NO LAUGHING, and keep it simple. You have to say it very matter-of-fact-like and sometimes it is best to leave it to their imagination. (Rolled eyes or shrugged shoulder for emphasis are always encouraged...)


And try to pretend you don't see the look on the stranger's face...

Examples include:
...and that's how I got addicted to crack...
...but I only got money for sex that ONE time!
...and they chose to raise me as a boy/girl...
...but prison isn’t really as bad as they make it seem.
...I don’t care if it itches, I’m not scratching it for you!
...and he never said why the sheep was in there...
...that’s why you shouldn’t play with matches!
...you wouldn’t think it, but the baking soda in the fridge tastes really good...
...moral of that story? Never date someone that says they are “good buddies” with Satan.
...and that’s why I’m not allowed at (insert any place you want) anymore...
...so you should really go the doctor and get checked...
...of those two, I guess I’d rather have the donkey punch...
...it’s not gross – a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s...
...it was by far the weirdest game of leap frog I ever saw...

J and I play this game randomly... We never know when the other one is gonna bust it out, but it's always awesome... And the no laughing rule is really more for the person that didn’t say it... It’s rough though because you never know what to expect or when it’s gonna happen...

And now I’m giggling and trying to think of a new one to use on J tonight when we go out to dinner.... :-)