Things I Am Thinking About RIGHT Now...

- I can’t believe that last night was the season finale of Glee... I’m so bummed... I love that show and will miss it while it’s gone. :-(


- I pinched the crap out of my hand like a moron while closing my compact... Now I have a little red welt on my hand. As my friend said – I’m a dork.

- I have another incentive at work that I have to sort through paperwork constantly to track all of the points that are awarded... Fun. Memories.....

- My best friend and her husband got me Super Mario Galaxy 2  for my birthday... I still haven’t had a chance to play it... I need to remember to put my Wiimotes on the charger so that I can play it... I think if I put several of them on and then go change, one will be charged enough to play a little bit, and then the next one will be charged more... And so on and so forth. :-) Haha

- Someone brought in this awesomely delicious, super-moist chocolate cakey thing and I am trying to pretend it doesn’t exist so that I won’t run over and inhale the rest of it.

- J will FINALLY be getting vacation time starting in the middle of August... Too bad that makes it too late for the things going on this summer... Oh well. It’s the price we pay for him being in a job with more room for promotions...

- My desk at work looks like a bomb went off on it. It just took me several minutes to find my beloved red post-its...

- For some reason several people in my office have just recently noticed my engagement ring (and wedding ring, I would assume...). My response when one of them asked me if I’d always had it – “For the last 6 years!” And then they proceeded to tell me that I was full of crap when I said it was just a carat. It is. I was there; I looked at it through the loupe and the microscope... Unless my husband is really sneaky and got it off my hand a swapped in the middle of the night AND I lost all ability to recognize the size of something, it’s the same one that we picked out... I’m just sayin’.

- I always lock my precious red Swingline stapler in my drawer before I leave for the day... Don’t want anybody takin’ it... We all know what happens when you take someone’s red Swingline stapler...

- I got "subliminally messaged" into buying candy for my candy jar at work.  Every time he was in, one of my friends in the office would make a comment about needing chocolate.  So I ended up going out and buying a bag of mini Snickers, Milky Way, 3 Musketeers, Twix, and Milky Way Midnight.  The Milky Way Midnights do not go in the candy jar - they go in my hidden stash for when I desperately need a piece of chocolate. :-)

- Last night we were watching Hell's Kitchen (love it) and there was this unattractive older lady that was making seriously inappropriate comments and all I could say was, "I really truly do not need the thought of anything involving her vagina in my head!" Gross.

- I am loving the website http://www.mthruf.com/ - it's all work-related funnies and it cracks me up.

- I really am DYING for J to decide what company we are going with for our new cell phones! I just want to know - am I getting an i-Phone?  A Droid Eris? An Incredible?  Which ONE?!?!  (He handles cell phone nonsense... I just go along for the ride...)

- I just started reading Are You There Vodka, It's Me Chelsea by Chelsea Handler because so many people have told me that it is hysterical.  And I gotta say, with just the lying about being in a movie and babysitting stories behind me... They are correct.

That's all for now :-)