Umm.. Honey? I think we're lost...
About Me:
I'm a 30-something year old, married, wanna-be mommy. I work because I have to, I write to keep my brain from gettin' all crazy. I love random things. I hate talking on the phone. I can't really find much that offends me. I have to see my best friend at least once a week or else I start to have withdrawals. I have an addiction to Diet Coke. I firmly believe that my brain does not work like a normal human being's, but I'm good with that. I quickly grow to love people with my same twisted sense of humor. And I have a firm plan in place for the eventual zombie invasion - it includes sheet metal and taking over the grocery store by my house....
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I'm a 30-something year old, married, wanna-be mommy. I work because I have to, I write to keep my brain from gettin' all crazy. I love random things. I hate talking on the phone. I can't really find much that offends me. I have to see my best friend at least once a week or else I start to have withdrawals. I have an addiction to Diet Coke. I firmly believe that my brain does not work like a normal human being's, but I'm good with that. I quickly grow to love people with my same twisted sense of humor. And I have a firm plan in place for the eventual zombie invasion - it includes sheet metal and taking over the grocery store by my house....
DISCLAIMER: Mental Garbage is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.
